Your typical angry coworker. Carl will slam his keyboard when he is upset, and blame his horoscope for his misfortunes. Carl enjoys eating Salmon at his desk and making the rest of his coworkers suffer from the stench. Don’t be Carl.
by Jenn_S February 04, 2020
most annoying and stupid person ever. Do not approach him. Do not be friends with him he can affect ur level of intelligence and make ur brain dissapear. He is not a mentally stable person and can cause your SUICIDE. PLS IF U SEE HIM CONTACT AN EXTERMINATOR. THANK YOU
by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020
Any one of the fellas you see wearing polos, too-big cargo khakis and/or ill-fitting jeans, and (most importantly) those big 'ol white New Balance sneakers. Large native population found at Georgia Tech's campus.
Person 1: "Do you think there's like, a secret cult of people that dress like that? Like do they all agree to do that, or it just kinda happens?"
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."
Person 2 : "Ehh better not to think too much about it. They're just the Carls of the world."
by gatechfacts December 08, 2018
Big mole nigga witta lil Peter A.K.A chode. Also he gets no pussy cuz he's a fat lazy cunt with self-esteem issues and resorts to narcissism to help him him think he's all that.
Carl has no penis
by LongNipple Tip January 07, 2019
An individual who has evolved into somewhat of an urban legend at the music festival Electric Forest in Rothbury, MI. All you hear all weekend is "Where's carl???" Originally based either on the artist who shows up at every show or on a kid who went missing the first day of the fest and didn't get reunited with his crew till the last day.
Day one, Person one: "WHERE'S CARL??!"
Day 2, Everyone: " WHERE IS CARL?????!!"
Last day: "WHERE IS--"
"EVERYONE STFU"
Day 2, Everyone: " WHERE IS CARL?????!!"
Last day: "WHERE IS--"
"EVERYONE STFU"
by Bobbfet September 24, 2013
by Eatdatpussy69 August 13, 2017
Carl is basically the most uncool person ever. People don't care about the person's name, so they call them a carl. They sit in the bathrooms for lunch because no one likes them. Are you a carl?
by AlaylayChips October 19, 2016