Calzada

The spanish word for "street" or avenue. Used as a last name in Hispanic culture

"Hey, what's that thing on the Calzada?"
"On the WHAT?"
"Calzada"
"Calzone?"

by Iván Martinez September 29, 2018

Calzeke

Calzeke is a little bitch in ESO that got banged by the Daedric Elf in a intense battle of the kings. Calzeke thinks he is a king but in actual fact you can find him in the depths of a greek restaurant in a greek kebab

Pour me some Calzeke on my kebab please

by Daedric Elf June 24, 2019

Calzoned

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.

My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.

by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019

Calzone

When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone

Awwww shit, I turned that bitch’s pussy into a calzone and gobbled that shit up.

by Small wood August 28, 2019

Calzone

The best cheesiest thing ever created its a pizza burrito with cheese 10/10 would digest again

Did you know that a calzone is gods creation

by Calving November 1, 2020

Calzone

Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!

Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight

by BBBlanks November 21, 2020

Calzone Cock

When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.

“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”

by Big Arv March 23, 2021