Calories

Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night

I have too many calories in my closet.

How come calories don't creep into your closet?

by Mrs. Teacher April 29, 2021

Calories

Invisible food math

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, constantly eating and leaving fast food around when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.

Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting

by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021

Calorie queen

A women who is fat & ugly and gay

Bro did you see how much Calorie queen arwen ate at Burger King?

by 🐮🐮 February 4, 2023

toxic calorie intake

When a person eats so much unhealthy food around others that their relationships become toxic

My friend has such a toxic calorie intake, he’s constantly leaving fast food around the house when he knows I’m fasting

by DollarTreeGuy May 30, 2021

calorie

a pointless unit of measurement to dwell over my lovelies

them: "omg that's so high calorie! ive eaten enough anyway"
me: "that's true, but calories don't matter, so please allow yourself to enjoy the food if and when you want it"

by giantphallussedlady May 8, 2022