California

Nice weather, we still have winters here just not as cold as others... thank god, Riverside may have rednecks and white trash but every where you go there is, there are good places in Riverside, if you don't like the heat stay away from here in the summer because here there is dry heat that can get up to 113 degrees (sometimes hotter), in SoCal we have our own weather: we have winter/summer for spring, summer, summer/winter for autumn, and winter. the beaches are nice, good looking people, takes an hour to get every where from Riverside, gangs every where, North California is colder and strange. Busy traffic, mean people during traffic, and apparently a lot of Bimbos but California girls aren't all bimbos and no not all of us say "Duddeeee, that's radical!" or " Like omg did you totallyyy see what that girl was wearing!" Some people will just for a laugh but there might be some people like that. Rich people here, there, every where. Same with poor and middle class.
Person 1: How do you like California?

Person 2: It was raddiiicallll!

Person 1: Shut up.
by Brina Bookworm April 19, 2010
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California

The brokest state in america right now. The only state in america actually dumb enough to elect a former hollywood actor that roided himself out for his entire life. It is home to dumb ass hippy pot smoking faggots, stuck up plastic rich douche bags and worst of all it is the most liberal state in america. The liberalism that comes out of that state is absolutely disgusting.
GUY: Hey everyone, lets go smoke weed and be fags!!!

GIRL: I hear that the best place to do that is california!!!!
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Where's the sunshine for godsake?
by fo my pizz da playa December 28, 2003
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California

THOSE SHITBAGS ARE TRYING TO STEAL WISCONSIN'S TITLE.

Bitch, you don't wanna mess with angry cheeseheads.

Ours cows kick your cows skanky asses.

Bite me.
Those damn cow commercials are just propaganda in the war of the dairyland title.

Fuck California.
by Violetownz January 18, 2008
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A state with reject cities like Los Angeles. Lots of smog, superficial people, gayballs and super dry hot weathers. Lots of forest fires, earthquakes, crime (highest murder from LA) and traffic. Also you breath smog like fresh air.
I want to go to California to stop my smoking habbit, and join the Rainbow coalition.
by GayldenStatesucks July 12, 2003
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where i live and the only country with a robot from the future as the governor. Often referred to as "The badass state". It is often made fun of by all the other jealous states
Me: California 4 eva
Person from Ohio: uh uh ur stupid
Me: Jealous much?
by Cali4Everz January 01, 2009
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A good place to visit but not live.
guy 1: wanna move to California?
guy 2: ehh its just like southeast Texas but more expensive and more laws...
by BumbleBay April 17, 2022
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