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Capricorn

Only wants money and love
Maybe only money cause the only love they have is love for money and the capricorn dream is to be the rich bitch foreveeer.
Someone:Do you have some old clothes for charity?
Capricorn in their mind :for charity hmmm i will sell it i want money.
Capricorn: no sorry
by Vikyyys$ November 22, 2021
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Capricorn

Capricorn is the tenth zodiac out of 12 total zodiac signs. The date range is December 22 - January 19, the symbol is a sea goat and the element is earth.
Fay: I was born January 9, what’s my zodiac?
Bryn: You are a Capricorn.
by Otterisasleep July 25, 2021
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Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021
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capricorn

A capricorn is a person whos born in between December 21st and January 20th.
As a capricorn, everybody judges you for it for some reason. (especially white girls)
Person: What's your zodiac-sign?
You: Capricorn!
by sethbutno August 3, 2023
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Capricorn

The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi
Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..
by Capvenushoe May 12, 2018
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