Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

capricorns

are the best zodiacs ever and the sexiest. always will be sexiest and greatest.

“ur a capricorn?”
“uh yeah?”
“knew it capricorns are so sexy”

capricorns by idk capricorn! May 23, 2018

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Caticorn

A mystical animal that is half cat, half unicorn. It has the head of a cat with an unicorn horn and the body of a cat with an unicorn tail. It makes the sound "neow."

When walking through the magical forest, Katie and Megan were stalked by a caticorn.

Caticorn by bigotesrule12 November 18, 2010

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Capricorns

Capricorn’s are the most amazing people, they are outgoing, funny, impatient, and have anger issues, do not get on a Capricorn’s bad side because they do not forgive easily. Once you break there trust it’s hard to go back, Capricorn’s are great in bed, they have an amazing body but they won’t admit it ever, they would make a great porn star or private stripper, and they usually have guys/ girls drooling over them all the time.

Boy #1: bro I had the best sex with her.
Boy #2: that’s because shes a Capricorns .. I wish I could fuck someone that is a Capricorns

Capricorns by Realtalk3356829( February 4, 2020