bone crusher

A firearm, usually referring to a handgun.

Stay back man, he's got the bone crusher-

by bypassomega April 13, 2007

bone crusher

Term used to describe a fat or overweight woman.

Take a look at bone crusher over there!

by Mason April 14, 2003

wesley crusher

The lamest scifi character ever, who is so annoying he makes me want to pull my ears off

Wesley Crusher is teh s uck

by Bob882 September 7, 2004

Card Crusher

Card Crusher (A.K.A Rude Dude, ZoomJap, rude asian, rudeazn) is that cool dude you have probably seen on youtube who teaches how to crush a business card, how to lick a girl's photo and other great things.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.

Guy 1: Did you see that? reminds me of card crusher...
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:

by Gennosuke May 3, 2011

Potato Crusher

To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.

No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.

No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.

by potato pusher December 30, 2010

twink crusher

Somebody so fat that can crush a twink

That person is a twink crusher

by DarthGigi May 18, 2023

Clump Crusher

It's when a guy cums in a girls eye lashes, and she has to comb out it with her Mascara.

Hey dude, I came in this girl's eye last night, and she pulled a Clump Crusher on me.

by Sinocide June 5, 2013