(noun, verb, adjective, interjection, title, expression of awe)
Definition:
Crim is the essence of power, chaos, or lowkey genius. It’s what you say when something hits hard, goes off the rails, or somehow makes money, pain, and hustle look hot. It’s neutral by nature — the act can be shady or glorious — but it’s always massive.
Meanings include:
A boss move
A crime-adjacent flex
A mistake so bold it circles back to being smart
Something stupid that worked
Money being made in a morally gray way
Definition:
Crim is the essence of power, chaos, or lowkey genius. It’s what you say when something hits hard, goes off the rails, or somehow makes money, pain, and hustle look hot. It’s neutral by nature — the act can be shady or glorious — but it’s always massive.
Meanings include:
A boss move
A crime-adjacent flex
A mistake so bold it circles back to being smart
Something stupid that worked
Money being made in a morally gray way
“Dude I convinced this guy to pay me $500 to delete his own website. That’s a fuckin’ crim.”
“I just raw dogged my taxes with TurboTax AI. Real crim hours.”
“You see that burnout into the creek? Crim activity.”
“Crim.” (simply said with reverence)
“I just raw dogged my taxes with TurboTax AI. Real crim hours.”
“You see that burnout into the creek? Crim activity.”
“Crim.” (simply said with reverence)
by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025
Get the Crim mug.(noun, usually a person or moment, sometimes a compliment, often an insult)
Definition:
This is the full form. A Crim Jork is someone who thinks he’s got it all figured out — money, game, respect — but really he’s just riding vibes and luck. Sometimes delusional. Sometimes brilliant. Always polarizing. The kind of guy who will talk down to a cop while holding a blunt and somehow win the argument.
It’s also a term for a moment so wild, so chaotic, that it transcends reason.
Examples:
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. crim jork behavior.”
“That was a crim jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
HOW TO SPOT A CRIM JORK
Speaks confidently about things he learned 12 minutes ago
Casually throws around “business terms” while vaping
Has $300 in cash and a $1,500 iPhone but no car
Probably thinks his girl is ride-or-die but she’s just enabling his downfall
Might win the lottery and lose it all in a custom vape NFT rug pull
Definition:
This is the full form. A Crim Jork is someone who thinks he’s got it all figured out — money, game, respect — but really he’s just riding vibes and luck. Sometimes delusional. Sometimes brilliant. Always polarizing. The kind of guy who will talk down to a cop while holding a blunt and somehow win the argument.
It’s also a term for a moment so wild, so chaotic, that it transcends reason.
Examples:
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. crim jork behavior.”
“That was a crim jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
HOW TO SPOT A CRIM JORK
Speaks confidently about things he learned 12 minutes ago
Casually throws around “business terms” while vaping
Has $300 in cash and a $1,500 iPhone but no car
Probably thinks his girl is ride-or-die but she’s just enabling his downfall
Might win the lottery and lose it all in a custom vape NFT rug pull
“Dude just lied to three girls at the bar, made out with all of them, then spilled beer on himself and said it was cologne. Crim Jork behavior.”
“That was a Crim Jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
COMBINED PHRASES
“Crim the Jork” – to push something to its most ridiculous success
“Jork of the Crim” – someone who acts chaotic in service of a bigger scheme
“Crim-Jork spiral” – when two people enable each other’s bad ideas into a perfect storm of degeneracy
“That’s not just jorkin’, that’s Crim Jorkin’” – moment so insane it can’t be topped
VERBAL STRUCTURE / USAGE
“Hit a crim” = pulled off a move that’s chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral
“Massive jork” = big win, unexpected flex, dumb genius moment
“Head Crim” = head of the table, shot caller, delusional mastermind
“Full jork mode” = no thoughts, only action
“Crimmed it” = achieved something through obscure and questionable methods
“Jorked out” = exhausted or overstimulated from high-risk behavior
“Crim energy” = bold, scummy, hot-headed confidence
“That was a Crim Jork play if I’ve ever seen one. We charged him $700 for a plug-in install and he said thank you.”
“He’s a fucking crim jork — and I love him for it.”
COMBINED PHRASES
“Crim the Jork” – to push something to its most ridiculous success
“Jork of the Crim” – someone who acts chaotic in service of a bigger scheme
“Crim-Jork spiral” – when two people enable each other’s bad ideas into a perfect storm of degeneracy
“That’s not just jorkin’, that’s Crim Jorkin’” – moment so insane it can’t be topped
VERBAL STRUCTURE / USAGE
“Hit a crim” = pulled off a move that’s chaotic-good or chaotic-neutral
“Massive jork” = big win, unexpected flex, dumb genius moment
“Head Crim” = head of the table, shot caller, delusional mastermind
“Full jork mode” = no thoughts, only action
“Crimmed it” = achieved something through obscure and questionable methods
“Jorked out” = exhausted or overstimulated from high-risk behavior
“Crim energy” = bold, scummy, hot-headed confidence
by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025
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by CrimZero's Slave! September 5, 2023
Get the Papa Crim mug.X-Crim: is a ROBLOX Game that stole Jailbreak's code and used it in their game. X-Crim Season 3 is heavily guarded (which means you have to get it directly from the original creators.) due to it having Jailbreak 2019-2020 code.
Honorable mention: FBicat is a faggot
Honorable mention: FBicat is a faggot
"Hey have you seen X-crim?"
"yeah it's the game that stole code from a popular roblox game Jailbreak right?"
"ye"
"yeah it's the game that stole code from a popular roblox game Jailbreak right?"
"ye"
by shed911 July 18, 2023
Get the X-Crim mug.i can crim my cackling grimace.
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