Crap

Generally not good. Slang mostly used in the UK and British colonies. A situation or thing that is poor, uninteresting or just bad. Also used as a polite word for defication.

1. Mum why'd you buy all that crap at the market?
2. How was that new Jennifer Lawrence movie?

It was pretty crap.

3. Whose bloody dog crapped on the footpath?

by the.jez September 15, 2018

Crap

Rubbish

The Rubbish is crap

by (*ﾟﾛﾟ) April 14, 2017

Crap

A word for people that aren't allowed to swear/cuss but think their to cool to say the work "poop".

"Did you CRAP your pants." or "Dayyyum that smells like crap."

by Poopsicle02 August 4, 2014

Crap

Crap : rubbish, oh who cares look at the example..

jase: I love that new video game.
Jordan : don't you think that shit is crap?

by Mellto August 30, 2015

Crap

The chocolate pudding that comes out your asshole when your stomach hurts.

Hey dad get off the toilet I have to crap.

by The real mother fucker October 3, 2017

Crap

Country+ Rap

Did you hear that music. It sounds like my ass when i mix watermelon, grape koolaid, fried chicken, fried taters, beans, n cornbread together. A whole lotta crap

by Mr. Dutchrunner December 27, 2017

Crap

A differing opinion on a subject that is absolutely and unquestionably correct. Commonly takes place of shit.

Dude 1: hey, that dude's talking crap!
Dude 2: yeah, he makes so much sense.

by Thohm March 3, 2020