Costco Hussy

Someone that goes through so many sexual partners that they have them lined up in bulk.

Thats the 5th person this week that Mike has screwed. He ain't nothing but a Costco Hussy!!!!!

by rattatat7978 March 24, 2022

Costco Syndrome

A psychological condition in which people are pressured to shop at Costco Wholesale in order to get good use of their membership. Symptoms may include buying tons of things you don't need because the prices are so good, weight gain, and diabetes because of all the snacks they have and their giant obese food court offerings.

"wheres bob"
"he's at costco"
"why is he always at costco? he has a dr appointment today about his recent weight gain ever since he became a costco member"
"oh he already went to a doctor and they diagnosed him with Chronic Costco Syndrome"

by iKingRPG February 23, 2023

Costco Cock

A cock thats so big, it could be sod at costco (because everything there is sold in"bulk")

I couldn't even fuck him, his costco cock didnt fit.

by Ko Qweefer May 30, 2009

Costco Daze

the state in which the individual in question is in when aimlessly wandering about Costco crashing their oversized carts into stacks of oversized produce/paper goods/electronics.

I always find myself in a Costco Daze when I plow over an innocent 4 year old while trying to find the Palmolive supersize bottles.

by drugdr February 6, 2012

Costco Cock Muffin

A large, girthy, oddly proportioned, circumsized penis, that resembles a delicious Costco muffin, particularly their coffee cake muffin due to a crusty exterior. This term has also been used in reference to various other Costco muffins, such as their blueberry muffin, poppyseed muffin, and double chocolate muffin. Either way, the chances that it will fit, even into the widest of sluts, is highly unlikely.

These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!

DAYUM!!! He had a massive, crusty, Costco Cock Muffin in his pants! It tasted like the real thing!

by Jonsuckscockadoodledoo July 9, 2014

costco girl

FATTIE. large. obese. american.

jeanniecool is one hell of a costco girl

by aml October 2, 2004

Costco Snitch

this is when an Costco employee, or member snitches,rats, or narcs on an employee of costco

Steven "yo Tom man I just dropped a pizza out of the oven"
Tom " Its fine just throw it away well make another one"
Tom (To Manager) "hey Steven is dropping pizza's out the oven...something needs to be done about this?..."
Manager to (Steven) "Hey Steven!...YOUR FIRED"
Steven "What why??"
Manager "cause we have a Costco Snitch on payroll"

by kazumaz February 26, 2009