corn

Something ancient that everybody knows. Usage originated with the sarcastic statement "Corn laws repealed!", a variant of "Earth comes into being: Big Bang suspected". Used mainly by tossers who think they're at the cutting edge of everything, or by people wary of being made to look less-than-hip by aforementioned tossers.

"Apologies if this is corn, but has anyone heard the latest David Beckham rumour?" "Jesus fuck, that's so corn!" etc.

by gorky5 April 01, 2003

corn

A device used to measure a penis.

creamed corn

I was surprised when i saw he used so much corn.

by AMEEEE October 14, 2006

Corn

✨CORN🌽✨

From the earth, I rise, and to the earth I one day will return
What's up mother-shukers?
My name's Colonel Cornelius Cornwall.
And I'm here today to introduce you to...
...CORN!!!!
Corn is a North-American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also known as maze because it is easy to get lost in its incredible fla-vor.
Side effects of corn may include: Choking(I guess)

🎵Come down today🎵
🎵And try some corn🎵
🎵Or we will sacrifice your new-born🎵
*demonic scream*

by -LooHoo January 13, 2023

corn

Common street name for cocaine.

Dude, I need some corn.
You know where I can get a corn-bag?

by Stamos September 30, 2005

corn

In some parts of the south it means anal sex

hey babey want to have some corn.

by Overseer April 08, 2005

Corn

A mexican man that stands on the street corner practicing the two words of english he knows to every lady he sees, 'hey baby'.

Did you hear what that corn said to you?

by Bootch143 April 29, 2011

corn

1) A corny person or someone who says corny needless shit. 2)someone who sags their pants or follows trends. 3) any thug that steals clothes or accessories then wears said clothes or accesories proudly as if they paid for said item(s). 4)any person who acts proud to be fortunate enough to buy things others. can't buy
5)Any person who fits any or all reqirements listed

Examples(when referring to ones "need" to have an item from polo Ralph Lauren) "if it ain't a horse you ain't a boss" the person who said this quote is indeed a corn

by mrxclusve January 16, 2011