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Hood rat cooties

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when a particular person comes in contact with a hood rat, (such as Tara, Bobbi, Rachel, and/or Betsy)...meow...may begin to experience redness in hive-like designs on the arms and/or legs, followed by a severe projectile diarrea...(in which may be used in finger painting and such crafts... i.e. Sunday school. This infection will last between 2 weeks and 4 years. good luck
"i've been peeing out my ass...I think i have the hood rat cooties...damn!"
by the clap queen August 13, 2008
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Canela Cooties

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The worst disease that the earth has ever faced. Once contracted, you can never go back. The disease first originated back in 2013 in a place called Calvary Chapel when a girl named Canela came here. The disease will make you unattractive to anyone and you will be bullied by everyone if you have it. Your life is basically ruined if you have the Canela Cooties.
*Canela touches Erin*
*Gavin yells* ERIN HAS THE CANELA COOTIES

*Everyone runs away from Erin*
*Erin on the floor crying* My life is ruined!
by MeLoveCardboard January 8, 2019
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Good cooties

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Good cooties are cooties you get from your lover/partner those aren’t bad cooties those are cooties to be happy about sharing
Partner:ew you have cooties
Partner 2: I have good cooties
by Oofles June 11, 2018
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This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around
“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”
by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018
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Crack Cooties

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When someone gives you their crack-head energy.
Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.
by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019
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https_cooties

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The best Billie/Lana/Melanie Stan

Married to Damian Wayne and the Robin's
by The best shifter June 1, 2021
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A female with cooties in her vagina
Did u know that chick has a severe case of patootie cooties? I wonder if her patootie cooties are contagious?
by Bukdow December 29, 2023
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