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Chazzard

a jankass or jank, or a person whos is annoying "piece of crap"

can also be used as chazzardous, ie) chazzardous jank.

(originally the Iranian word for Aunt)
example numero uno: You need to pick up your phone you chazzard!

example numero dos: dude, i dont know why i even talk to you. you are such a chazzardous jank!
by Boston Mervice May 5, 2008
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Charizarding

The act of lighting a girls pubic hair on fire whist having sexual intercourse and then the guy puts it out with his cum.
Shane does charizarding with Shay-lea.
by Big mek June 23, 2014
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the charzard

when,during intercourse you set a woman's pubic hair on fire and you put it out with your cum while flapping your arms and roaring like charzard
woman: oh thats nice wait what are you doing with that lighter!!
man: *roar*
woman: it burns put it out!!
man: skeet skeet skeet
voala the charzard is complete
by fluffernutter55 October 22, 2008
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A Charzard

When your fucking a girl and then right before you cum you set her pubes on fire then extinguish it with your cum.
YO SOME ONES DOING A CHARZARD IN THE BATHROOM
by c0rnh0le October 10, 2019
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reverse charzarding

When you set the man’s beard on fire and the woman squirts on his face to put it out and then he spits it in her face and shouts “you don’t have enough badges to train me”
I’m going to reverse charzarding you tonight
by Beverlyforgrieve August 6, 2023
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Tripping Charizards

the state of being in which one is subjected to the highest form of hallucination or psychological upheaval.
I wasn't feeling it, but after twenty minutes was straight tripping charizards.
by lilb0ww0w July 31, 2009
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chartard

noun: portmanteau of "charter" and "retard". A misnomer referring to a Charter School of Wilmington student who displays zombie-like behavior in the hallways and excessive use of calculators for ridiculously simple math problems, such 2+2. These creatures typically have no others skills except that of math and science, and have no life.
Look at John. The only thing he knows how to do is use that fancy-schamancy calculator and name elements off the periodic table. What a chartard.
by UrMommmm!! August 1, 2010
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