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chapped corn

A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."
There's no fucking way I can go dancing tonight. My chapped corn is rawer than a shaved clitoris.
by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
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Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
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chated

(rhymes with "dated") chate chater 1. to be on the receiving end of a swindle, scam, rip-off or similarly unacceptable behaviour.
a. My friend got chated by this chick who never showed up last night!

b. After realising his buddy had returned his car after a week with zero gas in the tank he felt supremely chated.
by El Rob July 15, 2005
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Chapeazy

The Hoodest of Hood.
My lifetime goal is to become chapeazy
by HoodestofHood May 12, 2009
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Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.
Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.
by DivineJustice November 19, 2010
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Chyped

Person 1: Beyoncé's concert is tomorrow!
Person 2: yeahhh, I'm so chyped
by ~We are in the clouds~ June 26, 2016
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chapelle du savage

Freakin party tent invented by 3 creepers with staches like kids. Voted most ambitious party location in K-Town.Fuckin goat.Hell of a church...wine daaaamn fine...you betta cum or you can cash me ousside how bow dah
A:You goin to chapelle du savage tonight?
B: Hell yeah...gonna fill me up with spiritus sancti until I'm fuckin lit
by siesai February 7, 2017
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