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Cesar es un 🤡
Cesar by vasodecoca November 22, 2021
The type of guy to say “Looks like we’re getting cut.” On a Sunday morning. He is basically a basic bitch in a man’s body. Cesar is the guy who tells story about sucking dick while drinking bottomless mimosas.
Hey there’s Cesar!”
“Has he mentioned about that time he sucked dick yet?”
Cesar by BamBambaklava November 22, 2021
Some chick: You tryna eat some Cesar?
Other chick: duh, I'm always down for some Cesar!
Cesar by Jeuzuz November 23, 2021
Cesar let’s me fart in his mouth
Cesar by Eugene CumBody November 23, 2021
Damn Cesar is fucking gay.
Cesar by sunsetz December 8, 2021
Cesar is great, he is so great he likes to make excuses for his greatness. Very trustworthy in theory, but reality can’t keep tho their word. Also very strong, can lift heavy weights…. Once per year.
John - “Hey bro let’s go to gym” , Kyle “sure let me check with Cesar,,,, oh wait sorry I can’t go, I have to walk my dog”
Cesar by Jaythebigcalveguy January 6, 2022