The type of guy to say “Looks like we’re getting cut.” On a Sunday morning. He is basically a basic bitch in a man’s body. Cesar is the guy who tells story about sucking dick while drinking bottomless mimosas.
Cesar is great, he is so great he likes to make excuses for his greatness. Very trustworthy in theory, but reality can’t keep tho their word. Also very strong, can lift heavy weights…. Once per year.
John - “Hey bro let’s go to gym” , Kyle “sure let me check with Cesar,,,, oh wait sorry I can’t go, I have to walk my dog”