Turkish Battleship

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons

Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night

by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018

Battlestation

A term referring to a desktop computer setup. Includes the tower, monitor, mouse, keyboard, mouse pad (if applicable), Audio playback and recording devices (if applicable), and even wires/cables.

Dude, that is a sweet Battlestation you have there, I'm really digging the 24" monitor!

by Proged June 3, 2010

Battlefield 1

A game of the popular "Battlefield" game series that released in 2016 and is set in World War 1

Gamer-"I just watched the world reveal trailer of the new game Battlefield 1, and it looks amazing"

by disbandedhawk May 12, 2016

battlefield middle school

A school in Spotsylvania, VA where girls are just flat out hoes and carry around lip gloss and boys who only care about football. There are some weird kids who I found to be doing satanic stuff. The normal kids, just, they honestly don't care at this point.

Julia: what school do you go to?
Spark: battlefield middle school

Julia: I heard that school is ghetto !
Spark: well, whoever said that, they're not wrong!

by fuxk.bitxhes June 1, 2019

mummy battle

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

by mantion May 26, 2010

Face Battle

What we should use instead of kiss

We face battled roughly as we loved each other and couldn't stop the feeling

by Niall is a sexy fucker December 30, 2013

Battlefield High School

Basically a bunch of retards who think they’re way more important than they are. Two months after going away to college many will realize the cold hard truth that no one gives a shit about them. Do not fuck with the marching band unless you want a bunch of dramatic shit heads babbling in your ear about shit you don’t care about. Lots of terrifyingly smart asians who all know french for some reason. All the black kids stand next to one wall in the middle of the school and make it even harder to get to class. Half the hispanic kids can’t speak english, but if they do, refer to the white girl/guy categories. Every white girl is either a dyke or so stuck up you can use them as a ruler on your art project. Every white guy juuls and dresses like their trying to get on the cover of a magazine called ‘douchebag weekly’. Don’t know what category you fit into, then your probably a Hick who ingests more Copenhagen than Oxygen, and thinks catching fish is interesting. Saving the worst for last, yep you guessed it! The dumbass white kids who wear supreme and listen to “Lil Pump” and say shit like ‘bet’ or ‘i’m hip’ in an attempt to escape the fact that they’re a spoiled rotten upper class retard who couldn’t be more white if they tried. In all fairness, I do love this school and only give people shit because I find it funny and nearly everyone who goes to this school has a fantastic sense of humor... and plus, we’re still better than Patriot. 10/10

Guy 1: “Yo, did that guy just geeb and then proceed to inject a juul pod directly into his blood stream?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...he probably goes to Battlefield High School.”
Guy 1: “I’m surpised he didn’t spill any on his supreme shirt.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I’m sure the asians taught him the physics of how not to spill a single drop.”

by Chief Queef McGoo October 6, 2018