Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.
Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear
by Pillsbury187 August 07, 2009
One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs
by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019
Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.
by Ashcloud99 March 04, 2023
Hollie Boukadakis
by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019
A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.
This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.
This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.
Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”
Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*
Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”
Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*
Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”
by Jxrdn February 18, 2025
Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
by DD613 October 23, 2022
A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.
“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
by that country kid March 03, 2021