dirty bruno

To shit in the sink of a place you hate

I hate Andrew so im gonna give him a dirty bruno

by james bruno July 1, 2006

Bruno Mars

A really talented guy with a voice of silk. He performs to perfection. Used when describing someone who has performed really well.

Audience to performer: DAYUM you just Bruno Mars’d !

by GalaxyGirl341 October 2, 2017

Bruno Mars

American singer-songwriter, artist. Underrated, humble, sweet, down to earth, stylish guy!!! He is the guy from Mars who makes all the ladies swoon with just one thrust( cough cough). You will be surprised by how funny and witty he is, especially in his interviews. Just go on Youtube and watch him dance, you will end up drooling...

"Bruno Mars is my future husband"
"Shut up! He's mine! Bruno Mars knows it too."

by ScarletBlue January 29, 2018

Bruno Mars

He may be a nice type of midget but his whiny voice is really annoying. Why does he torture us with his songs that all sound the same?

*Bruno Mars' song starts on the radio*
Person: Nooo! Please nooo!

by TheTruth123yea November 12, 2014

Bruno Mars

Damn! He makes lovable song but he is not lovable. Yeah you know? His face has no charm, elegant, and sexy image.

His voice is not cool enough to hear.

Bruno Mars : Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?
Fans : Seeing your face -o_O-

by FAGJUSTINBIEBER February 26, 2011

Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013

Bruno Bucciarati

Bruno Bucciarati, a famous character from the famous anime "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind". He is the JoBro of the Golden Wind main character, Giorno Giovanna.

Bruno Bucciarati, is a great JoBro!

by bruno.bucc December 23, 2021