Bridesmaid

1. A woman who is The sister I never got, a best friend in every way possible, an amazing lady who I want to share my special day standing next to me

Anna-Lee ferris will you be my bridesmaid?

by Wedding08/06/19 January 11, 2017

The beiber effect

When a 12-25 year old famos band boy starts getting millions of usually 12-16 girl die hard fans
the only possible good thing about this is getting their girlfriend concert tikets so they might bang them
every girl wants him
every boy dispises him
all competing rappers want him shot

girl1: OMG JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
girl2: AHHHH BEIBER I WANT YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!

guy1: the hell is thier problem?
guy2: the beiber effect
guy1: damn it

rapper: he needs to get shot

by anonymous595872986526 April 24, 2010

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.

Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Bride Brain

A less invasive, but more expensive version of a frontal lobotomy. Experienced by most brides, as they enter a catatonic state which renders them incapable of sustaining any thought or conversation that does not involve cake, caterers, flowers, wedding dress designers, Chinese wedding dress knockoff designers, updo's, hair pieces, color schemes, wedding themes, and personalized M&M's.

Bride Brain symptoms include, but are not limited to, driving erratically because they can't stop staring at their shiny diamond ring; being amused by the resentment of all their single girlfriends, rewinding songs several hundred times while imagining themselves walking down the aisle, and starvation induced bitchiness which is generally followed by late night binging at a Dairy Queen. (Note that this can only occur outside of the bride's native geographic area, where they can't possibly run into anyone they know).

Symptoms are ordinarily well controlled with valium, alcohol and endless hours of watching youtube "first dance" videos.

by bluemoonbride January 26, 2010

Beiber Fag

Someone who posts obnoxious Tweets about how much they love Justin Beiber. They talk about him 24/7 and he doesn't even notice them. Oh yeah, and he's not really a guy, so that's why you're a fag if you post abut Justin Beiber.

Twilight Chick: " Did you hear Justin Beiber's new song 'Baby' OMG! It's to die for! I talk to him every day."
Cool Dude: "Oh you're just Beiber Fag. I don't need you."

by JohnDidThat July 9, 2010

St. Jean De Brebeuf

a thousand year old school with no air conditioning and overpopulated hallways. Although it does have an auditorium, unlike other catholic high schools, our lack of money and functioning textbooks, make it pretty embarassing to attend. St. Jean de Brebeuf also contains gratuitous amounts of mold.

"Wow, you go to St. Jean de Brebeuf? Sucks to be you."

by serena_sjb October 14, 2009

Beiber Rolled

While watching TV, playing DDR, surfing the internet or anything else, you see/hear Justin Beiber!

Basically the same thing with being Rick Rolled, but with a less manlier voice.

"Dude are you okay?"
"I don't know, I just got Beiber Rolled."

by Chibbols April 27, 2010