A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.
You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.
by Author1992 September 01, 2019
A burnt out stoner who won’t go anywhere in life, typically caught fucking anything that can move. Brendan’s typically have dark brown hair and wear shorts when it’s below freezing. Typically of Jewish decent, you can find these creatures in most frat parties even though they aren’t in said fraternity
Girl 1: wow look at Brendan’s abs
Girl 2: what abs? I can’t see anything behind his big gay
Girl 1: shit true
Brendan: yall wanna smoke some bud hahahaha
Girl 2: what abs? I can’t see anything behind his big gay
Girl 1: shit true
Brendan: yall wanna smoke some bud hahahaha
by Shitpiss1488 November 19, 2018
by Theicbs October 24, 2018
A brendan is a witty wannabe who gets picked on most of the time most have six pack abs and red hair they try their best to be popular but are smart allics
by galiwun December 28, 2012
a sick bastard who gets back together with teresa and then kisses meridith the same day . Washes his hand in sinks and longboards. has a really gay brother and a really cool cousin and his cousins friend ethan has a big d peice. You can usually find brendan circle jerking to asian porn.
by NOTJACOBDALICANDROÐAN August 13, 2011
Stupid young man who likes to pick daisys in the meadow while listening to rebecca black. Usually homosexual and tend to have a fetish for fat black women
by ohyes123456789 March 29, 2011
a baby back... ?? that is shortly going to dedicate his life to runescape which is gay but in his spare time, he enjoys playing basketball which he sucks at and he cant get none from his girlfriend. (kaitlyn harper)
by brooke and ryan September 08, 2008