Branden

A hating Valorant obsessed individual who will find everyway to blame his teammates in his competitive games. He's not wrong though, he averages 25 - 30 kills every game. Has the most unluckiest luck with his enemies, If you have the name branden, you might be cursed to getting gang ulted you in a 1 v 5. He's decently tall, handsome, good looking. Extremely dirty minded and weird. Hes kind and considerate at times, but usually MEAN AND A BITCH. Hes not that guy. Not the alpha sigma rizzler. He's allergic to the sun, and the only cool thing about him is his cute ass dogs. Oh and his stinkydinky

woman: omg it smells in here... what is that?
woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)

StinkyDinky123458: thats right ladies its me, branden 8)

by Pearube July 7, 2025

Brandenburg Blowout

A male chews gum and spits it in females anus and she farts to blow a bubble.

“Tryna give me a Brandenburg Blowout Twin”

by Boogerlickingood7 April 6, 2026

Leedling the Brandenburgs

To repeatedly annoy some one till they explode and die.

Man, Shut Up your leedling the brandenburgs! annoyingbitching Death ass hole donkey

by TRIPODIFER January 8, 2012

Pisswetter in Berlin Brandenburg

Buchstäblich nur dafür da um Shantao und die anderen Brandenburger Fritteusentaucher zu nerven.

Jo kurze Frage was genau soll eigentlich dieses Pisswetter in Berlin Brandenburg?

by Phlossy May 25, 2020