Bonus Plan

Getting fucked over. Treated badly.

Like working a job that offers long hours, low pay, and no chance for advancement. " You just got the Bonus Plan."

by Dr. Sloppy November 6, 2003

Bonus Leg

Slang term for a penis comparable to a small extra leg.

1."It is difficult for me to wear tight jeans with this bonus leg."
2."OUCH! Right in the bonus leg! That frisbee was really movin', too!"
3. "I could see that the nurse got a little short of breath and tried to hide it when she saw my bonus leg."
4. "so did the doctor.
5. i was considering trying to legally name my bonus leg "THE WOMB RAIDER"

by UNCLEJIMMY1976 September 11, 2010

Bonus creampie

When you have a wound on your dick that gets infected to the point where a blister/bubble of puss forms on your dick, during sex the bubble will explode inside of them. Of course i'll be more liquidy but, if it explodes early you can use it to

lubricate them!

"Broo, You know that infection I had on my dick?"}
"yeah why..?"
"Just had sex with your mom and it blew up inside of her, could say I gave her bonus creampie"
"fuck you, honestly"
"lol"

by goobin! August 25, 2021

Bongus

A goofy goober. A delinquent ne'er-do-well. Someone who engages in playful tomfoolery

"Tom is such a goofball'

"Yeah he's such a bongus"

by Just some guy on here June 3, 2023

Thicc bonkus

A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map

Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"

by Buddy pall October 25, 2020

Bingus bongus

Two sexy hairless cats

Bingus bongus

by Joshuar69 January 12, 2022

Banker's bonus

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.

I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.

by dvae the hat January 19, 2010