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Booty Boarding

When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.
"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"
by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023
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St augustines boarding

Full of sexy cunts. They are all incest. Everyone gets with each other just like family. The boys are hella gay and fuck each other all the time. Bumholes........
Hey man do you go to st augustines boarding school cause you seem kinda gay!
by Gaykid1w34 February 24, 2021
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white boarding

the act of jizzing on a friends keyboard in a mean spirited practical joke
"shit dude someone just fuckin jizzed on my keybord"

"yea dude i went white boarding last night !!"
by Nathaniel plaza March 25, 2009
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no-boarding

(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.
Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.

Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...
by Anonosity May 14, 2011
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WATER BOARDING

when you slick up his entire front side with lube and then take a running slide at him aiming to ride that dick
"i tried to water board jason last night but i missed and broke my nose on the wall"
"wtf is water boarding?"
by <3<3gee<3<3 October 8, 2019
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Boarding Up The Closet With Rainbow Corpses

Someone "boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses" is blatantly homosexual man or woman who tries to hide their gayness through extreme and sometimes violent homophobia rather than coming out of the closet and accepting their sexuality. Derived from the phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to admitting to the world that you're gay, and to the fact that the rainbow is usually a symbol associated with gayness.
me:"I can't believe Chris! How can he call me a faggot and then threaten to rape me? Isn't that like, the most homosexual threat you can make?"
Seamus:"Dude, chill, he's just boarding up the closet with rainbow corpses. He's more of a fag then you'll ever be."

(editors note:this is based on a real conversation that occured a few times)
by Vhurka March 22, 2010
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