bluetooth earphones

Prices of shit that don't work most of the time

These damn bluetooth earphones will not work fetch me a hammer

by Slenderman3954 December 25, 2017

bluetooth bomber

Someone who accidentally leaves their phone connected to a bluetooth speaker and then watches a video or plays a game resulting in their friends hearing what's on their phone.

We were all shocked to hear the My Little Pony theme song coming out of the stereo, but then we realized that Chad became a bluetooth bomber when he went to take a shit.

by The mad shatter September 28, 2018

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

by PrincetonTiger December 9, 2008

bluetooth blowjob

A hands-free blowjob

That bitch was a pro! She sucked me off without using her hands! That was the best bluetooth blowjob I've ever had.

by craftbrewdrew March 28, 2015

going bluetooth

This is when a guy goes to the restroom hands free while peeing.

Four different styles of going bluetooth: Hands on the hips, Hands on the wall, hands to the side or hands up in the air waving to everybody and annoucing "Hey ma no hands!"

by GarvinS June 21, 2006

Bluetooth-fuck

When you are engaging in sexual conduct, preferably doggie-style, and you throw your hands in the air in celebration, thus making it hands-free.

Justin was bluetooth-fucking that girl.

by hjgfklwh May 23, 2009

bluetooth tool

is the person who is all ways wearing there bluetooth ear peice. It is also someone who just wears it for status.

Jim is such a bluetooth tool he sleep with that stupid ear peice on.

by thexsneeky December 9, 2007