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Bloody zipper

To get a part of the body caught in ones zipper causing the skin to bleed.
I was in so much of a hurry for work this morning that I ended up giving myself a bloody zipper.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008
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bloody

"What's bloody, buddy!"
by squipple November 9, 2002
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BLOODY PILGRIM

When a female has sex on her period without letting the male know until the lights are on. Trickery like the pilgrims did the indians.
"Bro! That bitch gave me a bloody pilgrim, i thought she was really wet until i turned the lights on."
by Delwons June 4, 2009
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bloody wanker

A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"
by sanchez4555555 May 19, 2005
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Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
by DirtySan December 7, 2009
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Bloody sake

A combination of "fucks sake" and "bloody hell". Used to express fury or exasperation at a situation without swearing.
Esp. when young childeren are present or one just strives for originality.

Originally bellowed by accident in a fit of profound rage.
Bloody sake! Somebody shut that baby up!
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Bloody Paradox

A group/brand created by Musical Artist, Lil Reaper.
• Bloody Paradox started off as a local group in the city of Simi Valley, California.
• Bloody Paradox has group members from different parts of the United States.
• Bloody Paradox IS definitely associated with music.
• The whole Bloody Paradox group WILL have many different projects for music, videos, podcasts, live streams, etc.
you: “Bro, Lil Reaper just announced that there is new Bloody Paradox merchandise dropping this year!”

friend: “damn bro, i’m definitely gonna cop that new Bloody Paradox merch!”

you: “BRO, YOUR MOM JUST TEXTED ME AND SAID THAT SHE’S GONNA COP SOME OF THAT NEW BLOODY PARADOX MERCH TOO!”

friend: “YOOOOOO!!!! MY MOM IS GONNA BE PIMPIN!”

you: “HELL YEAH BRO, SHE’LL BE STRAIGHT PIMPIN!”

friend: “THAT NEW MERCH IS GONNA BE DOPE AS HELL!”
by Bloody Paradox March 25, 2021
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