blogger

An antisocial idiot who has nothing better to do than to write about their totally meaningless life and present it on the internet. Bloggers are greasy-haired geeks who stink of sour ass cheese and pus breath due to their lack of tooth brushings and flossings which has led them down the road to gum disease.

Hey, look at that blogger, stinking of bad breath and sour ass cheese... what a useless geek!

Hey blogger! Merry Christmas! Here's some soap to wash your sour, cheesy ass with and a toothbrush to brush your green, pus-covered teeth with... If you use these, maybe you can get a date.

Bloggers are total losers!

by Flubba bubba boo March 9, 2005

blogger

Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Steve is a blogger on Xanga. He is a egotistical narcosist.

by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006

boogler

a person who speaks too much and inappropriately in every situation, ignoring the surrounding circumstances (ALWAYS humorous)

Milo would not stop telling this kid that Santa Clause is not real.

What a BOOGLER!

by Lydiak3 September 8, 2007

bloggerella

An infamous online stalker that stays online 23.5 hours of the day. Someone who specializes in creating internet drama and telling lies. Someone who neglects their children and home because they are too busy online. Someone who does not have a real life outside of the internet.

That girl, Saha, is always online starting trouble. She's a true bloggerella.

by Miss Bee January 9, 2009

Blogvertise

To advertise by means of blogging.

Companies are now paying their employees to blogvertise their products.

by Litbut March 11, 2009

Bloggertising

1. People who send shit to bloggers to get them to recommend it, or give interviews, or send press to get them to post something. It is part of guerrilla advertising.

2. To convince the blogger to post about you, or talk
positively about your product .

1.He sent in a sample of his product to the new "go to" blog in hope to get some good bloggertising"

2. John posted a good review of my web site on his blog.
The bloggertising paid off with lots of hits.

by mwukes October 15, 2009

Bloggering

Someone who talks a load of shit. It takes an hour to tell you a 30 second story!!! Friends generally nod off during the bloggering, could be in a pub, cafe, on a funfair, nowhere is safe!

He was bloggering for 45 minutes to tell me about his 5 minute car journey

by Elagne Shar April 10, 2010