the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.
Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.
by gomer79 March 17, 2011

by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
