Bishop's Licence

The Bishop's Licence is bestowed upon a gentleman when his wife is down the shops or otherwise engaged away from the house, and confers on him the right, nay, the duty to wank himself blind.

Bloke 1: You coming down the pub, Bruce?

Bloke 2: Nah Bruce, the missus's at her sister's, I've got the Bishop's Licence.

by hydraulis November 19, 2011

Bishop Justus

Bishop Justus is a shit South East London school. Filled with wannabe rappers, wet neeks and shit teachers. This school is filled with a bunch of fucking shit teachers that call Senior Support if your defending yourself.

You go Bishop Justus? Suck your mum

by YoungFlabbaIsShi June 12, 2019

Flogging the Bishop

A synonym for masturbation

Well now that your girlfiend broke up with you I'm sure you'll be flogging the bishop a lot more.

by Dick Caswell USCG Academy March 21, 2011

flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

by G 40 June 27, 2008

Stinky Bishop

The legendary act of excreting feces and masterbating simultaneously. The act is of particular importance if the sexual climax is achieved at exactly the same time that the feces splashes the water in the toilet basin.

"urgh I just walked in on George's dad having a stinky bishop"

or "I'll come out in a bit I'm just having a stinky bishop"

by Mickey wankstain December 27, 2009

Walk Bishop

The term is used to tell someone to F*** off and to leave your presence.

Makhail: Yo, wats up bruther
You: Walk bishop!
Makhail: Whats that mean?
You: Just walk bishop

by pookymookie123 May 14, 2017

bishop gyal

a smart intelligent girl that is perfect for a relationship but often mistaken as a hoe or thot. they are very independent, and hard headed and should always be taken seriously. they are often found in a red and black tie, white shirt and navy blue skirt. most are in to sports, others are their school work. they are funny and are usually the life of the party.

boy: hi what school do you go to
girl: bishop anstey high school
boy: so your a bishop gyal

girl: the best kind of gyal

by badmangoat101 July 24, 2017