big mac wack

When some has a fetish for masterbating to the sight of Big Macs or someone eating a Big Mac

Carson loves to big mac wack to Kyle eating McDonalds.

by BallinLikeStalin February 28, 2017

Big Mac Envy

When youre jealous of a persons big mac, specifically when you go to McDonalds with friends and one of them orders a big mac, and you do not.

Olivia youre giving me Big Mac Envy.

by BigMac77 March 1, 2011

Big Mac Conservative

A conservative who doesn't believe in anything higher than money and pleasure.

A conservative who sucks dick to the oligarchs and the Israel lobby.

Big Mac Conservative: ugh muh liberty muh big macs muh porn Israel is the only democracy in the middle east!

by Erik von kuehnelt leddhin November 16, 2019

Big Mac Crazy

Going insane when working at a McDonald's

Damn did you see that nigger? He went Big Mac Crazy!

by Ronald Mcdonald X666X March 9, 2009

Big Mac Grip

When a Very obese women who has fat sausage fingers give a man a handjob causing his penis to be crushed by the grip

"Yo james why is your dick all bruised and dismembered"

james: " Nat gave me the Big mac Grip on my Couch."

by Jamie White September 5, 2008

Ghetto Big-Mac

1. The act in buying a normal double cheeseburger off the dollar menu while substituting the ketchup for bigmac sauce and the chopped onions for sliced, then putting french fries in between the beef patties as if to be the middle bun in a big mac.
2. A big-mac made out of other mcdonald's food items resulting in almost the same thing but half the price.

Did you hear how Bob jipped McDonald's by ordering a Ghetto Big-Mac?

by Spuxy December 15, 2008

Big Mac

An euphemism for dick.

IncestLover#1: My daughter just ate my father's big mac.
Retard#1: Bro wtf?
IncestLover#1: There is nothing wrong with a little love.

by StopDecliningRealName November 9, 2020