Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
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A Minecraft axe pillager with the name of "Mr Beterson". Founded by a peculiar discord user. There is propaganda about so called "Mr Beterson" posted commonly in the general chat where this certain discord user resides in. This propaganda is mostly just "Beterson" appearing in other medias or just about the pillager itself. Although its importance is mediocre, it could appeal as annoying to various individuals who aren't in the mood of listening to someone glorifying a Minecraft npc.
"YOU MUST AVOID ENEMIES, FIND SECRETS, AND AVOID MR BETERSON"
"Ohmygod bro this pillager is everywhere, can you please stop talking about it?"
"Ohmygod bro this pillager is everywhere, can you please stop talking about it?"
by GeraldGeromeTheGnome November 11, 2023
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fred: "oh so what barny you can't drink with us anymore?"
betty: "oh no he has a case of the do betters."
betty: "oh no he has a case of the do betters."
by Daniel Higgins December 20, 2007
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