3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

beet juice

Something to jack off with

Want to borrow my Beet juice when we have our circle jerk?

by Cyndarelli February 22, 2018

Yeehaw my beets

My main vocal stim

Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: Seriously shut up
Me: Yeehaw my beets
My friends: *slaps me*

by Gabey Gabe January 20, 2024

Re-Beet

When you get a can of beets in a food pantry box and immediately donate it back to a different food pantry.

Bob took the good stuff and decided then and there to Re-Beet the rest.

by Tuberacer July 17, 2025

Beet

My friend

Oh yeah I’m friends with beet

by Hdownwnofosjnqkwkfndkkkqnnqjw April 22, 2021

.Beets!

some piss colored yellow name guy

.Beets! is a retard

by hunkymunky69 August 19, 2018

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017