A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
"What he's about to do is completely useless, he's just going to beat dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
"He couldn't get it up, so he ended up beating dead meat"
by CapObvvvious May 06, 2017
“it was only a beat of meat”
by rasta badmon January 24, 2025
to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
by lucasant November 14, 2023
when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
(smash that pussy)
by my fucking teeth hurt December 25, 2015
A handjob.
Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!
Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?
Alder: OH HELL YEAH!
An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.
Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?
Alder: OH HELL YEAH!
An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.
by EAFANATIC August 31, 2023
beat my meat casandra
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019