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Bryndon Fisher expects to received $125 a share for his fannie mae & freddie mac common shares from the US government. This is batshit crazy.
by Fanniegate April 21, 2022
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batshit crazy

The adjective 'batshit' (almost invariably premodifying the noun 'crazy') derives from the fact that the guano of certain bat species, when smoked, vaporises as a potently psychotropic narcotic. The word entered the popular consciousness after one of several dozen guano collectors dropped his torch, igniting the batshit (which, as a fertiliser, is flammable) swathing every surrounding surface. The fire spread rapidly, but all the workers managed to flee in time - having, however, inhaled a considerable quantity of the smoke. The resulting deranged rampage made the international news, and "bat-shit crazy" was used in the New York Times headline. This coinage by the relevant subeditor seeded the general currency of the term, consolidated by a brief outbreak of the use of guano as a recreational drug, before even the most hardcore druggies concluded that it was just too batshit crazy.
New York Times: "ORGIASTIC FRENZY AS GUANO WILD-FIRE DRIVES WORKERS BATSHIT CRAZY"
by maxcct April 26, 2011
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batshit insane

guy 1: what a batshit insane whale.
guy 2: ye.
by go fock yersel ya fat pedo September 6, 2018
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Batshitcrazy

adjective:
1. One who has a declined mental state, resulting from over exposure to a cave dwelling environment and/or lifestyle.

2. An altered mental state resulting from the consumption or inhalation of bat feces.
Yeah she could be shy, or she could be a little batshitcrazy.
by chuba May 24, 2006
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Britney Spears is BATSHIT crazy, bitch is out of her damn mind.
by AkkuROX January 23, 2008
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fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder
by rockape November 1, 2003
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Batshit Insane

Batshit Insane is a level of crazy that many people, including myself, experience, either constantly or momentarily.

In order to be truly Batshit Insane, you must abandon all rational thought, and let your Bizzaro instincts take over. You must clear your mind of all those pesky morals, too. Trust me, it's very, very rewarding.

Now that's the monetary tyep, the permenant type is best explained through example:
GOOD Batshit Insane:
-Me
-You
-The existence of UltraNeko
BAD Batshit Insane:
-Transformers Fans
-Star Trek fans
-Serial killers
-Serial rapists
-Serial robbers
-Serial killer-robber-rapists
-Those who doubt UltraNeko
-Alan Moore
Good:

-So, you're telling me that there's someone in this world who is a woman, loves video games, is funny, and seems like you could talk to her on multiple levels?
-Yep.
-That's Batshit Insane!

Bad:
Random British person: Did you hear they're making a Watchmen movie?
Alan Moore: WHAT?!?!? I OUGHTTA FUCK THOSE FUCKERS RIGHT UP THIER FUCKHOELS TILL THEY CUM BLOOD AND THEN EAT THIER INTESTINES!!!!!
Random British Person: Now THAT GUY is Batshit Insane.
by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010
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