A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.
'He's gone to see that bird again'
'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'
'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'
'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'
by babadobey January 4, 2010
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Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.
Guy2: Agreed, he needs some serious bantercise.
by BECCYBONES July 19, 2010
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Someone who has succumbed to the thots. This person will often abandon his friends, ignoring them and won't talk to them for months.
Bantawigs disease is a non-contagious virus that occurs when one gets a girlfriend.
Bantawigs disease is a non-contagious virus that occurs when one gets a girlfriend.
Jackson: "Yo, Tyrone, where has John been the past couple of months. He doesn't hang out with us anymore"
Tyrone: "Yeah, that nigga John, he has Bantawigs disease."
Tyrone: "Yeah, that nigga John, he has Bantawigs disease."
by Zhen Zhou January 9, 2019
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Get the Banthropologist mug.A term used to justify mundane behaviour from certain individuals on Snapchat. For example a person will claim to be having vast amounts of fun while residing on a stationary bus.
Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.
Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.
by OsborneIRL November 18, 2013
Get the Gilly Bants mug.A phrase used ironically, it has no real meaning and originates from the North of England. The phrase can be often found with a hand sign where you connect your thumb to your first finger and hold your hand up close to somebody's face. It is also possible to roll ones eyes into their head and fling your jaw from side to side as if one is "gurning".
"How was that biology exam?" - Person 1
"Absolute spin bants! Pure piss mate, piss on chips!" - Person 2
"Absolute spin bants! Pure piss mate, piss on chips!" - Person 2
by Yarker_ June 15, 2017
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A word used to describe the presence of banter flying in the room. Usually sighted when a group of people fire banter back and forth between themselves.
A word used to describe the presence of banter flying in the room. Usually sighted when a group of people fire banter back and forth between themselves.
John : "My balls smell like Peter's mouth"
Mike : "How do you know what Peter's mouth smells of?"
John : "Like my balls"
Peter : (Laughing and trying to cough at the same time)
Sarah : "When you stroke a dog a certain way it makes that noise"
Mike : "There's a Banterdactyl in the room"
Mike : "How do you know what Peter's mouth smells of?"
John : "Like my balls"
Peter : (Laughing and trying to cough at the same time)
Sarah : "When you stroke a dog a certain way it makes that noise"
Mike : "There's a Banterdactyl in the room"
by Lsmudge September 5, 2011
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