Backstabber

Someone who stabs you in the back.

My mother died because a backstabber stabbed her in the back with a pencil.

by Woo!!! April 23, 2009

Backstage Pazz

Its when a girl bends over on her knees in leap frog position and spreads her cheeks showing you the full view of the puzzay and the azzz

Girl, Lemme see your puzzzay. And ya azzz. Its the backstage pazz

by JawnsGuy March 19, 2011

Backstreet Boys

A band that indirectly caused Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

"The Backstreet Boys bring horror to the world."

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

Backsterbation

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.

Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.

by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011

Italian Backstache

A rare medical condition in which the sufferer's back is engulfed in a thick, black, musky muff of hair. Usually those afflicted happen to be extremely short and tend to remain virgins well into their forty's. Sometimes affects the torso and genitals, in these cases the condition is referred to as an "Italian Bodystache".

When Tom removed his shirt revealing his Italian Backstache at the community pool, Jefferson grabbed his son and ran fearing a grizzly attack.

Lisa: "Gena, did you hook up with that guy with the green lantern tattoo last night?"
Gena: "I was going to until he took of his shirt. He had a major Italian Bodystache."

by Jay Beee January 24, 2014

Backstab

Someone who can't handle their own immaturity so they make lies about their friends and then deny that they ever did anything to hurt them.

Person 1: Let's be friends
Person 2: Okay!

Person 1: I'm going to tell you my feelings okay?
Person 2: Okay!

(After a while)
Person 2: what a drama queen! (Said to others) (As they read the persons messages)

Person 1 to different person: They totally backstabbed me! I sent those messages in confidence!

by jldd June 26, 2014

backstreet dentist

a sadistic parasite; a malevolent and disreputable person

He befriended a backstreet dentist, who lifted all his stash, fornicated with his girlfriend, and then telephoned him collect to bum a ride from her house.

by Kyle of Kent October 3, 2006