Dirty Bristol

Inspired by an incident from a riot in Bristol on the 21st March 2021.

A Dirty Bristol is a sexual act in which the male dresses up as a policeman, preferably in riot gear. The female then crouches and defacates on, or next to, his feet.
This girl from Kingswood took me back to hers and did a Dirty Bristol on me, absolutely filthy!
by BristolPostHhh March 22, 2021
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Hot Bristol

Can you believe it? He dropped his pants in the middle of the street and dispatched a Hot Bristol right on that poor guy's face! He'll be tasting it for days!
by Enverex August 13, 2018
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Hot Bristol

Can you believe it? He dropped his pants in the middle of the street and dispatched a Hot Bristol right on that poor guy's face! He'll be tasting it for days!
by Enverex August 13, 2018
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Bristol Palin

MILF. Pregnant daughter of 2008 Vice President candidate Sarah Palin.
- Hey did you hear Bristol Palin is pregnant?
- Yeah! That MILF!
by JTC374 September 01, 2008
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bristol city's

Tities, Bangers, Fun-Bags, Chats, Boobs etc.
Jays, look at the bristol city's on your one in the red, I'd love to give her a sharp dart
by TeamSter June 10, 2005
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Bristol England

Bedminster, the original part of Bristol, was set up as a hospital for People on a pilgrimage to near by Glastonbury, and if you go to Bristol in the summer you will see things haven't changed much. As the capital of the south west of Britain, home of stone circles and surfers, Bristol is a laid back place.

Bristol is home of the graffiti artist Banksy and experimental artist Damien Hurst, of the Harry Potter author and comedians Bill Bailey and Justin Lee collins. The drama department of Bristol university introduced the stars of Little Britain and it was in homage to this that Vikki Pollard has a Bristol accent. Bristolians are very proud of their vernacular and hence a series of tee shirts have been spourned with sayings such as "Gert Lush" and "Ow bist me babber", other graduates from Bristol Uni include Simon Pegg and the film "Hot Fuzz" filmed in near by Wells gives good examples of local dialect.
Where you too?" "I'm in Brizzle""Speak up me babber, I canse 'ere you" "I'm in Bristol England.
by Mez1 December 12, 2010
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Bristol City

Shit`ed. Swindlers. Wanna be Big Club. Morons.
Oh, ignore him. Hes just a Shit`ed!
by Mad Man Moulding September 30, 2003
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