Brenden 

Brenden is a funny guy who has dark brown hair and has matching brown eyes. He is a few inches taller than you and is always looking at you from across the classroom. He will always be making people laugh. He never skips class or is late which is pretty surprising. He wears miss matched outfits but it’s ok since he’s a teenage boy. Brenden is a person I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Person 1: wow who’s that sweet and funny guy?

Person 2: it’s Brenden!

Brenden by Queenluv3r6000 February 7, 2023

Brenden 

An Eboy who enjoys making others suffer. He spends his time gaslighting innocent women on the internet. He is manipulative and hurts the people who love him. He spreads lies about his friends and ruins their reputation by saying they have a prom addiction. He is a closeted furry and most likely a homosexual. His favorite pastime is to lock women in his basement and feed them old, rotten meat. He is sadistic and has a foot fetish. Despite all this bad characteristics we still all love Brenden.

Ew you like feet? Are you a Brenden??

“Rio has a porn addiction” - something a Brenden would say

Brenden by Rio_therizzler May 21, 2023

Brenden 

Brenden is the pookiebear of the friend group

“Brenden’s my pookie not yours”

Brenden by Ryebread13 March 5, 2024

Brenden 

To Brenden is to have the highest ego possible, but sucking so hard at anything you do.

Lenki: This guy missed the easiest thing possible

Noah: He Brendened it

Brenden by xDimitri1 March 21, 2024

brenden brewer

Another term for sex-God.

See Trevor over there? He's such a brenden brewer.

brenden brewer by BBLover October 4, 2013

Brenden playing xbox 

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.

Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt

Brenden playing xbox by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017

brenden urie 

Only the greatest rock star in the world!!! Lead singer to worlds actual greatest band Panic! At the Disco!!!!! Don’t know who he is? Just go away.... he is my FREAKING IDOL!!!! Married to Sarah Urie wrote a song for her before they were married called Sarah Smiles!

Girl one: dude who is Brenden Urie?!?!

Girl two: GO AWAY... IM SO BREN-DONE WITH YOU!!!! (Pun intended)

Girl one: UR-REALLY MAkING ME MAD!!!

brenden urie by P!ATD TØP MCR FOB October 21, 2017