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The Jamaican bobsled

Find a steep gravel road and lay on it flat stomach with your cock facing up. Have someone push you done then the gravel will tear the skin off your penis.
“How’d you get into the hospital

“Oh I did the Jamaican bobsled
by Jantie th February 5, 2020
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Jamaica, we have a bobsled team

From the movie Cool Runnings, they have a tune they sing that's "Some people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team"

Can be essentially a form to randomly convey a sense of nonsense comically in a situation; Being that Jamaica is not know for being ideal to bobsled in; but are know for getting high. So its funny to think of Jamaicans getting high and bobsledding in dirt like its snow.
"Houston, we have a problem"
"Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"
by The absolute August 18, 2025
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Donkey Bobsleigh

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). The Donkey Bobsleigh is when you do this at the top of a flight of stairs and straight after the punch you ride her down the stairs like a bobsleigh!
i got a donkey bobsleigh last night!
by bollardboy August 14, 2009
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Bosled

when a group of hetero male friends gets together to do something that would be considered way too gay to tell girlfriends or wives about.
I'm thinking of getting the group together to go bosledding tonight. Would you dudes be interested in ice skating followed by martinis and my homemade death by chocolate?

Hey I am going to Arizona this weekend. My girlfriend thinks I am going for spring training and strip clubs but its really to get away, commune with nature, and unwind at the spa. I deserve it!
by bosledfan1 March 22, 2010
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bosledding

when a group of hetero male friends gets together to do something that would be considered way too gay to tell girlfriends or wives about.
I'm thinking of getting the group together to go bosledding tonight. Would you dudes be interested in ice skating followed by martinis and my homemade death by chocolate?

Hey I am going to Arizona this weekend. My girlfriend thinks I am going for spring training and strip clubs but its really to get away, commune with nature, and unwind at the spa. I deserve it!
by bosledfan2 April 26, 2011
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cleavland bobsleigh

The cleavland bobsleigh is the art of using human defication as a natural lubericant on a slip and slide...
"Man I just totaly did a cleavland bobsleigh and now I am as brown as tyrone down the street!"
by CrispyBrownNugget.com July 1, 2015
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Jamaican Bob Sled

This is when You have anel sex with a woman or a man at the top of a stair case and when u are about to ejaulate u take their knees out and ride them down the steps like a bobsled
Man I was banging my girl hard in the ass last night and as a joke i gave he an olympic size jamaican bob sled
by Draven X September 3, 2006
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