beef bazooka

The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.

She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"

by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

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Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.

“ What’s today?”

“Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”

by Ripp March 1, 2021

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Sex Bazooka

Word used to describe an incredibly large penis.

Can also be used to describe a large orgasm with unnecessary
amounts of semen.

"Stand back bitch, I'ma whippin out mah Sex Bazooka"

"Argh shit! You blasted yo Sex Bazooka all over her man"

"That ain't no dick, that's a Sex Bazooka!"

by Dustysponge May 6, 2010

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