feaster basket

WOW, this is the best day ever! I always wanted a feaster basket!
by Dark Mono May 03, 2007
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basket case

When a given situation has no solution.
It makes reference in the form of a parabola to someone who has lost his mental health and has no cure.
It is said that people without cure to a mental disease used to be sent to a mental health care facility for life where they would manufacture baskets for the rest of their lives.
The economoy of Nicaragua is such a basket case.
Peter smokes two packs a day, he is such a basket case
by Pablo Arce September 18, 2004
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fruits basket

A wonderful anime that is hilarious and moralistic. Very lovable. Was originally a comic for girls in Japan. Can be enjoyed by people of all ages and genders.
Episode 14 is hilarious. The characters are very original. The idea is also original.
by magnawizzard December 12, 2003
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basket job

A sexual act, originated in the far east, in which a woman is placed naked, in a seated position, in a wide-mesh, haning basket. The basket is lowered so that a man, lying under the basket, can insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina. The basket is then spun along the axis described by the man's penis, increasing the man's sexual stimulation.
I went to Thailand, but forgot to get a basket job.
by Big Steve July 02, 2004
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basket shopper

looking at the male penis through clothing in a flirting way
your sister is the biggest basket shopper in town
by mr. squinter February 19, 2010
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Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.
Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.
by ZERO2HERO98 January 03, 2020
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Basket Catch

When your husband is diagnosed with an illness (such as pneumonia) and you make him feel better by cupping his balls with your hands.
"Oh Steve...I'm so sorry you have pneumonia. How about I give you a basket catch to make you feel better?"
by Basket Catcher December 28, 2016
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