by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?
by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018

Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?
Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.
Bill: What a choad.
Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.
Bill: What a choad.
by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.
by mlybrand June 20, 2009

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

by anapop October 18, 2016

by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017
