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Trouser Barnacles

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.
by Borris Beck February 20, 2015
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Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?
by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018
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bag barnacle

A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.
Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.
by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007
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information barnacle

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.
My high school best friend's telephone number has become an information barnacle.
by mlybrand June 20, 2009
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Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019
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barnacle boi

bob: "BOIIIII UR A BARNACLE BOIIII"
tim: "oh wow u got me there"
by anapop October 18, 2016
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barnacle boob

When you have big honkers, but your nipples are inverted (innie nips)
"That girl ugly, she probably had barnacle boobs."
by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017
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