Asian Suntan

When a person doesn't go outside for an excessive period of time, normally sitting in their basement and playing video games or watching TV, and they turn white for lack of sun.

Yeah I know, I've been playing World of Warcraft all month and I got the asian suntan!

by Billy Feeney (Add me on FB) March 9, 2011

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asian steel

An Asian, usually a student, who, while scoring 90's in all of their tests, is a ultimate socialite, sports star, and so cool you forget that he's asian.

"Jimmy Wong just scored 98% in that math test!"
"Ye and I hear he made the the Varsity Basketball team!"
"OH yea and Stacy Sexxxy wants to suck him off!"
"Man, he's such Asian Steel."

by Mohammed McCloskey December 9, 2008

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asian sensation

The cool asian kid in your school, or local neighborhood.

Dane is THE asian sensation! (of Washington state)

by aileybay :) May 24, 2008

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Asian Stir Fry

To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.

I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir fry last night!

by hello1471 April 4, 2009

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A course lecturing in the virtues of yellow supremacy, and the delusional outlook on how life would be if orientals had ruled the world. "Asian Studies" majors are typically very whiny about the lack of opportunities of the socially inept Asian male, and the objectification and "theft" of "their women".

Exceptions from the stereotyped zipperhead students, are creepy white guys who have malnourished preteens chained at his kitchen to cook his meals, and "culturally enlightened" folk who congregate together at StarBucks in order to agree on opening new coffee shop chains to preach their "postmodernist" virtues.

Asian Studies Major: Look at me, I scrog self-hating, rice-eatin' chicks with a hyperplatinum credit rating on my Premium Wells Fargo account! Don't fuck with me, nor point out my obvious social insecurities less I drop a six-figure income onto your ass!

by C Tan November 13, 2005