Angry Houdini-Pirate 

As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed

"Did you hear what Scotty did last night? He gave Brianna an Angry Houdini-Pirate!"

Angry Houdini-Pirate by broskiparty May 15, 2009

angry bearded pirate

The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!

(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!

angry bearded pirate by 12432425 April 22, 2009

Angry Bitch Pirate 

When a girl is giving a guy head while he's standing up, he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his eye. He will let out a grunt after which the girl kicks him in his shin giving him a "peg leg" and watches him hop around like a pirate.

"Last night after I gave Jerry head I gave him an angry bitch pirate and spit that shit in his eye."

Angry Bitch Pirate by Muttwilliams June 10, 2008

Angry one-eyed pirate 

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

Angry one-eyed pirate by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

angry white dragon pirate 

when you pull the white dragon on a girl(or male) with half your load then proceed to pull the angry pirate with the other half.

man this bitch was pissing me off so i pulled the angry white dragon pirate on her then took a pic and sent it out to all her friends.

angry white dragon pirate by tadme January 9, 2009

Angery Pirate 

When you are having sex with someone and right before you Cum you kick them in the leg and spooge in there eye ,and they limp away half blind and moaning "Aarrgh"

"That girl said she wanted me to Donkey puch her so instead I gave here a Angery pirate"
or
We went to the Liquor store and she said she wanted to go sailing with captian so when we got home I gave her the "Angery Pirate"
or
"I gave that block rocking Bitch a Angery Pirate"

Angery Pirate by BigHam October 29, 2004

the angrey pirate 

Whilst a women is giving you head, at the point of semenation you blow your load in one of her eyes and then stamp on her foot. Thus making her the angrey pirate, she hobbles and has one eye.

The bitch wasnt performing so i gave her a sweet dose of the angrey pirate. It was funny to see her hobble

the angrey pirate by Master Apps September 18, 2005