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Aqua Couger

Rare and unattainable animal. It has the characteristics of a couger, yet is able to fly as well whilst maintaining couger like speeds.

They dwell near small bodies of water yet breed in high places. Here they can teach their young to descend from the mountain to learn flight at the same time staying away from predators and normal cougers that might jeopardize the Aqua Couger heritage.

It is just as elusive as the legendary bigfoot, seen a few times but never to be captured.
Dear Franklin,

I believe in order to capture the Aqua Couger, you must search near mount Fiji, where there is a large quantity of water and heights to accommodate it.

Sincerely, Captain Strokenit
by chewbaccaontherocks July 1, 2011
mugGet the Aqua Cougermug.

aqua shmoo

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.
nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!
by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008
mugGet the aqua shmoomug.

aqua scrotum

To have a wet scrotum from vaginal fluids.
Can also be used to describe an old man who has pissed oneself whilst wearing a diaper or incontinence pants.
1. Do you like my aqua scrotum t-shirt??!

2. Vivienne: Why are you walking so funny?
Lara: Cos you've given me aqua scrotum!

3. Grandad, you are walking like you have aqua scrotum! Have you pissed yourself again?!
by Mavs January 6, 2008
mugGet the aqua scrotummug.

Aqua Velva

A human male, usually bar-dwelling, who seems to use the trendiest cologne as a body lotion, and thinks that he is the reason every lady in the place came out on any particular evening. Sometimes known to wear shiny clothing, lip gloss, eyeliner, and enough hair gel to make his head bullet proof. Can also be identified by his Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" ringtone.
Take a look at these aqua velvas that just walked in! They make me feel like im watching an episode of Growin Up Gotti!
by Big Business February 13, 2007
mugGet the Aqua Velvamug.

aqua net

the reason we have a hole in the ozone.
Because of the high use of Aqua Net in the 80s, we now will all die because of the sun. :(
by brad v May 11, 2004
mugGet the aqua netmug.

Aqua Buddha

The great god of the bong water. Aqua Buddha lives within the water at the bottom of the bong and is what really makes you high.
Lets tie her up and make her do bong hits and worship Aqua Buddha.
by Master Shaitan October 21, 2010
mugGet the Aqua Buddhamug.

Team aqua

A group of gamers that get mad if you try and diss them in a game of minecraft.
bill: Lets go diss team aqua in minecraft.
bob: hmm sure lets do it.
by Clownsarecool October 9, 2020
mugGet the Team aquamug.

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