Aidan

A sad excuse for a man, typically a virgin. An "Aidan" is someone who typically gets bad haircuts and is often rejected by women (inevitably turning them lesbian). An "Aidan" also tends to focus on one thing and one thing only: the gym. Because of his sole obsession, over-bearing odor, and his resting bitch face, an "Aidan" has negative rizz. Let it be known that no man can be as dead-beat as an "Aidan"

Today I forgot to take my depression meds, and I was acting like a total Aidan.

by TheGimpler May 14, 2023

Aidan

A literal monkey

Mom: “Hey kids look it’s a monkey!”
Kid 1: “It’s Aidan the monkey!”
Kid 2: “OMG!!!!1!1!1!11!!1!”

by Samick1 June 16, 2022

Aidan

The only aidan I know has a massive shlong, like I'm talking scary big..
He's also one of those guys who sits around all day and plays video games but somehow lifted a car when he was parked a little over the line...

Emily: Holy shit did you see Aidan lift his car on Jessica's story?

James: Yeah, That dudes got some donkey dick energy for such a shy guy..

by JessicaKP April 30, 2021

Aidan

A actual potato god (sister included) simps for bread

Aidan is the god of potato's (simp of bread)

by I LUV NAMES April 1, 2022

Aidan

The biggest horndog you will ever meet

Aidan is the horndog

by TheTaintMaster123 October 30, 2020

Aidan

An Awesome Person who is friends with NK

Man Aidan Is a Dude

by Hooooyah May 24, 2018

AIDAN

The biggest bend going around loves a few cruisers with the girls and sits while he pisses. but most of all hes got the wettest jumpshot going around and never misses from 3. He's penis bends downwards that reaches places most men cant reach

"oi boys check out the AIDAN"
"wow he gets a nice bend in his jumpshot"

by bigcock6ix9ine October 30, 2018