Austrian Death Machine

Arnold Schwarzenegger's death metal band with albums such as Brutal, Double Brutal, Triple Brutal, and A Brutal Christmas.
"Dude, did you hear about Arnold's new band?"
"Yeah, Austrian Death Machine rocks!"
by gbrodee April 10, 2015
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Austrian minster

The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi
Babe can you give me an Austrian minster
by Bartek. January 08, 2024
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
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Austrian Kneebump

A masochistic act of selfinflicted pain.
Have an injured calf muscle and then walk knee first into a table, bending your knee too far and feeling the pain.
"Oh yeah, i just did the Austrian Kneebump, gimme more, Mistress"
by wildcard.institute August 19, 2022
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austrian wienerschnitzel

A phallic reference jestingly used in the company of gentleman.

Noobs are often suggested to consider imbibing the aforementioned subject, for austrian wienerschnitzel cures hunger in homo sapiens that require sustenance.

om nom nom is the sound of someone taking austrian wienerschnitzel inside their mouth.
I say, good sir, you appear famished. Might I suggest, my good fellow, that you remedy your hunger by consuming this large austrian wienerschnitzel. Om nom nom. Much better, wouldn't you say?
by slinksblinks February 09, 2016
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austrian dragon

Grabbing a man's balls and dragging it across a sand belt.
by FentFolder69000 April 28, 2024
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