Alex Aspen

A kid from aspen who is aspen who is the shit and let’s everyone know. To pull an Alex aspen is to hype yourself up so much that nothing can ever bring you down.

Yo dude, everyone wishes they were me.

Damn, you’re such an Alex Aspen

by Roryyyyyyyy October 1, 2021

aspen m.

A person who searched up their own name to see what someone wrote about them :)

aspen m :looks up name*

Results: t h I s

aspen m.

by Üñkøwñlover September 9, 2021

Aspen Dental

To take a shit in someone's face unexpectedly and without consent

I woke up to my partner giving me an Aspen Dental, what the fuck

by Queen Buttrix June 21, 2021

aspen music festival

A summer music festival that everyone comes to to get drunk, high, and fuck. Most students are cocky asians, and the RAs are assholes, especially the fat one. There are no practice rooms and the food is shit. The second you arrive, everyone wants to go home. The locals are rich white racists who hate the music school.

Wow, you went to the Aspen music festival? How did you survive those two months?

I hooked up with so many celliests at the Aspen music festival. I was hungover for most of my lessons.

by aspenrasloveme June 26, 2018

Aspen Tea Kettle

Standing in downward facing dog and farting a mountain of cocaine into someones face.

Mary gave Suzie an Aspen Tea Kettle. Suzie received it with her nose. "Ahhh I really should go skiing more often!" she declared.

by Katwaxer April 19, 2013

Aspen Lynn Sage

A gremlin that posts on tiktok and likes French fries. Has over 5 mums because she’s too lovable. They’re gender fluid and use all pronouns but hes most comfortable with he/they pronouns

“Look it’s aspen Lynn Sage”

by Blues bud October 1, 2021

Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021