*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava
Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
*fight continues*
Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes
Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches
Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive
Anakin is carried away
Anakin is floating on lava
Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
*fight continues*
Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes
Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches
Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive
Anakin is carried away
by im better than you xx June 19, 2022

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.
by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

A hot guy who hates sand with a passion.
He got a bit too hot and burned alive.
Once played fuck marry kill with padme but got confused and did all 3.
Likes to blame Obi wan kebobi
He got a bit too hot and burned alive.
Once played fuck marry kill with padme but got confused and did all 3.
Likes to blame Obi wan kebobi
by YouWereMybroAnakin April 3, 2023

Term referring to the breadman Artemi panarin due to his resemblance to anakin Skywalker from star wars and his ranged shooting ability in hockey.
by Dboysnake88 February 12, 2023

Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING
OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU
ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU
by .fun. April 30, 2024

by Jakedasnakzz August 4, 2022
