DUAL Affect

The act of passing a massive turd and ejaculating from masterbation at the same time

Tony Phillip had experienced the dual affect while sitting on his couch watching Barney and Friends. (not the ideal place for a dual affect to take place.)

by Mittler Brothers January 17, 2010

Beanie Affect

When a girl/guy wears a beanie that makes them look hot but when they take it off they look plain

Guy/Girl 1: OMG Y/N looks Sooooo hot right now
Friend: Dude since when have you liked Y/N
Guy/Girl: I don't know since Y/N looked like that

Friend: You have the beanie affect
Guy/Girl: no

Friend: yes

Guy/Girl: yes

by Donut_Girl June 16, 2015

misplaced affection

instead of hugging or kissing someone goodbye- you give them a stern punch to the chest. Also may include a arm bite while spooning

Kimmie was saying goodbye to Daniel, and instead of hugging him goodbye she punched him in the chest... smiled and walked away- clear sign of misplaced affection

by notyobish January 12, 2012

Mussolini Affect

Acting like a stubborn asshole when you have power then bitching out last minute once you lose it.

Joe:"Wasn't john bullying jack all the time."
Bill:"Once jack started fighting back John stopped."
Joe:"Probably the Mussolini affect kicking in."

by Not Mussolini November 20, 2013

The Disney Affect

The affect that a Disney/Pixar movie has on your life; This affect can last anywhere between days, weeks, months, even years. During this affect, you might find it hard to go out in public. You will always have the urge to burst out into a full chorus song and dance, similar to the song that was performed in the movie. Unfortunately, the only cure for this affect is to shut down Disney, and destroy every movie that Disney/Pixar has ever made, but we all know that will never happen........so you're pretty much screwed. So instead of sucking it up and locking yourself away from humanity, just go outside; Embrace your Disney side; Even though you might think that no one knows what you are going through, just remember, anyone who has ever watched a Disney movie has gone through this affect.

Carlos: Wow, Frozen was a pretty cool movie! Elsa is so hot! And it had so many great songs!
Tim: I know, right ?
*Jim Bob enters the room excitedly*
Jim Bob: Guys! Come look! It's snowing! We should go build a snow man!!!
*Carlos and Tim look nervously into each other's eyes*
Tim: ....... It's coming.
Carlos, Tim: ~DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????~
Jim Bob: OH NO!!!!! It's the Disney Affect

by maddie_nicole December 01, 2015

Prickle Affect

When shaving the bikini zone and then the next two days or so it's all.. prickly

Lucy: I want to go swimming but I might get the prickle affect later

Tommy: Ouch, Maybe I won't have sex with you two days from now! D:

by RainbowFace February 02, 2009

the spongebob affect

when your kid watches spongebob nonstop and think spongebob lives in your house stalking your family and trying to haunt you in your house

i need a gun, the spongebob affect going to be the end of me.

by password_please_mom October 17, 2017