dirt skeeter

A male who has never been hunting or fishing, but claims to be country. Can often be found driving a "built wheeler" usually a Toyota that can hardly do the speed limit. They break hearts as fast as they break truck parts. Wears diamond earrings and claims any girl who doesn't sleep with them is a mud cricket.

This town is full of dirt skeeters.

by wheelerwieners March 08, 2017

skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

Skeeter skeet

Hillbilly definition of wreckless driving

Person1: what are we going to do?
Person2: were bout to skeeter skeet outta here

by imredneckdealwithit April 01, 2017

Damn it Skeeter

A phrase commonly used in order to dissolve any confrontation before a physical dispute can result

Man 1: I got a problem with you!
Man 2: I don't understand, I didn't do anything.
Bystander to man 1: Damn It Skeeter! He aint hurtin anyone!

by Ima gayfish May 01, 2010

Skeeter Blockers

Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.

"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."

by toastboy55 December 03, 2006

donkey skeeter

a person who masturbates while watching eddie murphy in shrek trilogy

- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"

by daazninvazn December 29, 2008

skeeter

a guy who aint done "it" in a while so when he finally do he cums alot

dayum ur a fuckin skeeter

by shadyshit goinon March 05, 2003