A male who has never been hunting or fishing, but claims to be country. Can often be found driving a "built wheeler" usually a Toyota that can hardly do the speed limit. They break hearts as fast as they break truck parts. Wears diamond earrings and claims any girl who doesn't sleep with them is a mud cricket.
by wheelerwieners March 09, 2017
by imredneckdealwithit April 02, 2017
Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.
1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.
2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.
2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.
by JBOXED March 19, 2009
Man 1: I got a problem with you!
Man 2: I don't understand, I didn't do anything.
Bystander to man 1: Damn It Skeeter! He aint hurtin anyone!
Man 2: I don't understand, I didn't do anything.
Bystander to man 1: Damn It Skeeter! He aint hurtin anyone!
by Ima gayfish May 01, 2010
Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.
"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."
by toastboy55 December 02, 2006
- "yo man, i was at the shrek 3 premiere last night, and the theater was full of pedofile donkey skeeters"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"
- "damn dawg, that happened to me when shrek 2 came out"
by daazninvazn June 11, 2007
by shadyshit goinon March 05, 2003