blueberry blaster

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.

Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.

by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 17, 2009

Mexican Blueberries

Another name for LSD, or acid.

We really need to get some Mexican blueberries before that concert of Friday night.

by jamaicajamaica70 March 7, 2008

Blueberry Bomber

When a man has a crazy case of blue balls then relieves them abruptly on to the unsuspecting female.

Aka. Blue ball load

"I gave Cindy a blueberry bomber last night she couldn't open her eyes. "

by harold henderson December 4, 2011

traumatized blueberry

an extremely traumatized blueberry, most likely because you ate it's family

yooo, i found a traumatized blueberry in my fruit salad

by broooicantseemyselfinthemirror December 17, 2019

blueberry tickle

Perform the technique known as edging to achieve blue balls, then whilst your balls are blue have your partner tickle your testicles until maximum titilation is achieved.

I've gotta stand during this jam sesh, Stephanie gave me a blueberry tickle last night.

by Jungle_japes June 29, 2017

blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

by Xela808 January 28, 2015

blueberry crypt

Type of weed. (one of many different kinds)

I mostly smoke blueberry crypt.

by Julianna fucking apple July 25, 2008